OhNoAsianFever

Ah shit, it’s 3am. Here goes some drunken bloggging. blahhh.

So, just in case you didn’t know why the Asian festish annoys me- here it is:  I mean, it should be common sense, but for a lot of you fuckers… it is not.

When a person has an Asian fetish, it feels like they’re only into you because your Asian. Those damn slanky eyes are so attractive and what you say, do, think, feel does not matter. It kinda sucks. So, you feel like the worthwhile things do not matter. I had someone ask me tonight- “would you date someone with a serious Asian fetish?” I said, no because of the … they don’t really care about what you feel, say, do… They really just want to get with you because of your Asian-ess. This whole blog began as a joke against this, but it def makes you feel devalued.

I had a lil’ b-day celebration  at a bar this evening and had a good time. This Asian dude came up and stated that he was friends with one of my new pals and the third question was- “What’s your background?” Ohhhh, losing question for me right there. Shouldn’t  he  be asking me other questions to know more about my personality and who I am before that? Why should my background matter until you’re about to meet my parents? Am I asking my White or Black friends- what’s your background? Are you Irish American or Polish American. It usually does not lead the conversation topics within the first 30 minutes. So, not only are creepy Asian fetish dudes guilty of asking the wrong questions, but so are Asian dudes. Ugh, I’m even drunk and annoyed about the whole Asian fetish and Asian questions. Thank god for spell check and I hope this makes sense tomorrow. Even though I hate my ex-boyfriend with a passion- We didn’t discuss what mother country my genetics were from until much, much later. It only came up because he saw my business card with my super Vietnamese last name.

So, I met this random tall-lanky dude the other night. I’m usually into the tall and lanky, but i knew something was off. The next day, I found out that he was really into me… and then I found out that he was also really into Asian-chicks. Imagine the onomatopoeia of an atom bomb falling… big turn off. a killer really. a killer that even causes cancer amongst their next few generations. the man with the Asian fetish is fucked in my mind. I am all about personality. If you like me for my asian-ness, you’re not into personality. yeah, I;ll even go for the non- hot , non-perfect guy. I even like a little belly pudge. As long as they do no have an Asian fetish. UGHHHHHH, why is it so hard to find a man without one? I think I give up on meeting all men. I am focusing on home repair, flossing,  bike repair for the next 6 months and maybe a shit-ton of drinking.

Ugh, I just fell asleep at the keyboard. More to come later. More bitching about being Asian… ZZZzzzz bah humbug.ZZZzzzz